Alright, so I’m too lazy to go back and look right now but I believe this is the 3rd Church Marquee slogan I’ve posted. This does NOT include Bumper Sticker of the Year Award (which also includes Christian slogans akin to something like “the best part of waking up…” or “beef- it’s what’s for dinner!”). Ok- that last one might be a tad dated in the year 2009… sue me. For some reason- lack of an editor, idiocy, or both- I titled that “BumpSticker of the Year Award”. Apparently I’m not lazy, just looked it up: Church Marquee Madness, and Church Marquee Madness II. Anyways, here’s part 3 in my (I was going to say something like 78,522 part series, but I’ll go with) INFINITE part series:
MANY BOOKS CAN INFORM, ONLY ONE CAN TRANSFORM
This is not a joke and it is not doctored. And this is in fucking Minnesota, a fairly progressive state where the Conservatives are more Fiscal Conservatives, or Moderate Conservatives, than your crazy bat-shit Social Conservatives. In a Ron Paul vs. Sam Brownback election up here, Paul would clean house. In Part II I talked about how extremism, of all kinds, is dying in this country. I’m not so sure anymore. Not after what happened in the Senate and House very recently.
-Sonny
